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Kickass Cupcakes of the Day: Fab Four cupcakes, prepared by London’s premiere cupcake company, Crumbs and Doilies.
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Kickass Cupcakes of the Day: Fab Four cupcakes, prepared by London’s premiere cupcake company, Crumbs and Doilies.
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Stewie’s Sand Retreat for Singles in their 30’s
Man: Hi. I’m Jeremy. I work in corporate finance.
Woman: Hi. I’m a French Canadian girl down here on my vacation. It’s a big deal for me to be down here on my own. I like the swimming pool with the bar in it because you can sit on the bar stool and you’re in the water.
Man: I like how all the food and drink is included in the price of the ticket.
Woman: Yeah, that way you don’t have to bring your cash down from the room.
Man: Okay, Well I was just looking for a friend of mine so I guess I will see you later.
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Don’t Stop Believin’ - Mario Paint
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Morning List.
20 Interesting Facts to go along with your Wheaties…
1. A zebra is white with black stripes.
2. All the planets in our solar system rotate anticlockwise, except Venus. It is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
3. Hummingbirds are the only animal that can also fly backwards.
4. Insects do not make noises with their voices. The noise of bees, mosquitoes and other buzzing insects is caused by rapidly moving their wings.
5. The cockroach is the fastest animal on 6 legs covering a meter a second.
6. The word “listen” contains the same letters as the word “silent”.
7. The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning it’s head are the rabbit and the parrot.
8. A ‘jiffy’ is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
9. India invented the Number System. Zero was invented by Aryabhatta.
10. The whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.
11. A hippopotamus can run faster than a man.
12. India never invaded any country in her last 10000 years of history.
13. ‘Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia’ is the fear of long words.
14. Didaskaleinophobia is the fear of going to school.
15. A snail can sleep for 3 years.
16. The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they start.
17. In 1883 the explosion of the volcano Krakatau put so much dust into the earth’s atmosphere that sunsets appeared green and the moon appeared blue around the world for almost two years.
18. “Almost” is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.
19. Twenty-Four-Karat Gold is not pure gold since there is a small amount of copper in it. Absolutely pure gold is so soft that it can be molded with the hands.
20. Electricity doesn’t move through a wire but through a field around the wire.
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NEW ITEM GBA USB Flash Drive Super Mario Advance by 8BitMemory
This Game Boy Advance Game, Super Mario Advance, has been custom crafted into this terrifically geeky 8GB Flash Drive!
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How to post photos on the internet
Take a boring photo with your 50mm f/1.8 prime wide open, with a small sliver of your subject in focus. Leave large portions of the subject outside of the focal plane, regardless of how important or interesting they are.
Rotate the camera 30 degrees before shooting.
Square-crop.
Oversaturate or slightly desaturate. Tint red to look old. Under no circumstances should you apply a neutral white balance.
Blow out the highlights.
Add a very strong fake vignette.
Finish it off with a fake Polaroid frame.
For bonus points, overlay a pithy, emotional sentence, preferably about a failed romance. Ideally, the overlay should be in white Helvetica.
You’ll be popular in no time.
