July 2010
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May 2010
21 posts
“It seems the Mayans may be right. We’ve got an oil spill and a volcano...”
subcreation asked: God doesn't hate gays and there is no record of Jesus teaching that. Jesus didn't go around picking on any group of people (except maybe the religious rulers). His central message was that God loves you and requires a response from you. For anyone that means changed their behavior, which will be unique and specific to the individual. For one person it may mean they stop drinking, for...
subcreation asked: Hi, Ambrose. Thanks for responding to my question about the afterlife. Too much there to respond to here, but I'd like to hear more about how you'd rather chance it being born again as someone else than going to live with God in paradise. When I think of heaven, I don't imagine a boring place where nothing ever happens eternally (that sounds like hell to me). The thought of randomly...
“If you believe that there’s a heaven and hell, and people could be going to...”
– Atheist comedian Penn Jillette (via christianity)
I do believe there is a heaven and hell and that everlasting life is possible. If you want to hear about it just ask. You might be surprised. For example, I don’t think anyone gets into heaven for being good, but neither do I think that wicked...
An Open Letter To All The Politicians Talking...
jacob:
chriskelly:
First of all, boring.
Second of all, should this even matter?
And third of all, of course she’s a lesbian.
Have you seen any stock photos of her? It looks like Obama nominated a cross-country UPS driver to be a Supreme Court Justice. This woman’s face is literally the world’s collective go-to-image of “lesbian”. Doing improv comedy for years, if I was ever labeled a...
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The brain is 70% fat.
ohyeahfacts:
(The Essential Book of Useless Information)
Eh… better not tell this to those suffering from anorexia.
April 2010
32 posts
“An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an...”
– Mitch Hedberg
Super Norris →
“Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him ‘a promising Rookie’.”
– Chuck Norris Facts (via chucknorrisfacts)
Clients From Hell: Client: ”Obviously we need the... →
Client: ”Obviously we need the site to be deeply spiritual. The use of a cross is obvious and although perhaps over-used we would like to go with that… Also perhaps some Saints, figurines… You get the idea?”
Designer: ”Do you have any specific Saint’s in mind?”
Client: ”No, just run with it… after all we all worship the same god right?”
Designer: ”Actually no, I am atheist. Is this a...
clientsfromhell:
Client: ”I want a re-design on one of our customers print ads.”
Me: ”Ok.”
Client: ”It needs to be done, approved by customer and sent to the printers before noon.”
Me: ”It’s 11:45.”
“Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Chuck Norrisaurus.”
– Chuck Norris Facts (via chucknorrisfacts)